Valentine’s Day isn’t celebrated by everyone, including Percy the Pig, who has a unique take on romance. Percy resides at Ralphy’s Retreat Animal Sanctuary near Waverley. He embraces a philosophy that prioritizes snacks over traditional romantic gestures.
Meet Percy the Pig
Percy, characterized as a mature gentleman, has no interest in the typical Valentine’s Day fare of chocolates and flowers. In his words, “Love stinks. Hay doesn’t.” He enjoys a simple life filled with comfortable bedding and plenty of food rather than romantic outings.
A Unique Perspective on Relationships
Percy has made it clear that he is “emotionally unavailable, but snack motivated.” This sentiment resonates through his Facebook profile, where he humorously outlines his preferences and dislikes. In his own way, Percy provides a refreshing perspective on love.
Percy’s Interests and Preferences
While many animals may seek companionship, Percy finds joy in solitude and simple pleasures. His hobbies include:
- Judging visitors from across the barn
- Rolling in things that defy explanation
- Feigning indifference to cover his love for snacks
- Celebrating Anti-Valentine’s Day
- Accidentally being extremely handsome
Relationship Requirements
Percy has set specific criteria for his ideal match. He seeks someone who:
- Respects his boundaries
- Understands that snacks are a long-term commitment
- Can tolerate a little straw in their hair
He appreciates those who provide fresh bedding and full bowls while preferring to keep emotional exchanges light and straightforward.
Making Friends with Percy
If you wish to skip the complexities of traditional dating and prefer a more straightforward relationship, Percy is currently accepting sponsorships. He believes this route leads to less drama and excellent karma.
For anyone interested in supporting Percy or learning more about Ralphy’s Retreat and available volunteering opportunities, El-Balad offers additional information.
